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Local Dad Demands Gov Ball Be Cancelled After 'Brat Summer' Teens Set Off Fireworks Near His Bird Feeder

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Local Dad Demands Gov Ball Be Cancelled After 'Brat Summer' Teens Set Off Fireworks Near His Bird Feeder

I live two blocks from the park where they’re setting up for this so-called Gov Ball festival, and I’m fed up. Common sense says if you’re going to let tens of thousands of kids run wild with glow sticks and speakers that shake my foundation, you at least tell the residents. Last night at 11 PM, a group of influencers—yeah, I saw the ring lights—decided to set off illegal fireworks right next to my bird feeder. My finches haven’t come back. The city spent millions on this Gov Ball permit, but they can’t spend a dime on noise patrol? Maybe if we all just stopped buying overpriced water bottles and listened to common sense, we’d realize this “culture” is just a tax on peace and quiet. #NotMyBackyard #SafeBirdFeeder2025