Local Bros Flash Flood Warning as Excuse to Finally Use Those Expensive Kayaks They Bought During Quarantine
AITA for thinking my neighbor is a jackass for paddling down our street during a flash flood warning? I swear, Reddit, this guy’s been waiting for this moment since March 2023. He’s out there in a Patagonia vest, yelling, “YOLO!” while the drainage ditch is aggressively foaming. TL;DR: Man with a 401k and a mid-life crisis reenacts *The Perfect Storm* on a cul-de-sac. It’s giving main character energy, but I guess the flash flood warning is the only time he feels truly alive. 🙄