AITA for eating an entire box of Krispy Kreme donuts while my roommates were "saving the planet" and I'm the one who went viral as the "Crumbs Goblin?"
TL;DR: Roomies left a sealed box of Krispy Kreme originals on the communal table for "planning a protest." I devoured all 12 like a feral raccoon at 3 AM. Now there's a TikTok exposé with 2M views, a Twitter mob calling me a gluttonous planet-killer, and I’m pretty sure the ghost of Krispy Kreme's founder is judging me from beyond the glaze. AITA for securing the bag (literally) when they clearly forgot the first rule of sharing: don't treat my free will like a captive audience?