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Local Mother of Three Has Had It With 'Duck Donuts' Chaos: 'We Need Common Sense Regulation, Not Just Sprinkles!'

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Local Mother of Three Has Had It With 'Duck Donuts' Chaos: 'We Need Common Sense Regulation, Not Just Sprinkles!'

WILMINGTON, NC — A frustrated local resident took to a community Facebook group this morning to vent about the "absolute zoo" at the "Duck Donuts" on Market Street. "I waited 45 minutes for a custom-order bacon maple donut, and some tourist let their kid run behind the counter," wrote Karen Thompson. "It's common sense — if you see a dozen people waiting, don't order 24 individual donuts with different toppings! This isn't a cooking class, people!" The rant has gone viral with over 4,000 angry reacts, sparking a heated debate about the town's lack of speed limits in the donut lane. "Next time, I'm bringing a stopwatch and making a citizen's arrest," she added.