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Man Spends $40k to Look Exactly Like 'Anthony Head' from Buffy, Still Gets Ghosted on Tinder

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Man Spends $40k to Look Exactly Like 'Anthony Head' from Buffy, Still Gets Ghosted on Tinder

AITA for thinking this guy's midlife crisis is actually premium content? TL;DR: Some dude named Dave, 47, maxed out his credit cards to get plastic surgery, hair plugs, and a Giles-inspired tweed wardrobe to cosplay as actor **anthony head** in real life. He claims it’s for "vibes" and "confidence," but his Tinder bio just says "I have a secret library and a British accent (for hire)." Spoiler: He still only got three matches, all from bots selling crypto. Internet, do your thing. 🕵️‍♂️