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Local Man Declares ‘Severe Thunderstorm Watch’ Over His Backyard After Sprinkler Malfunctions; AITA for not joining his weather cult?

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Local Man Declares ‘Severe Thunderstorm Watch’ Over His Backyard After Sprinkler Malfunctions; AITA for not joining his weather cult?

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