Vivian Wilson Honks At Me For Staring At Her Petting Zoo On My Lawn, City Says That’s “Community Engagement”
Oh, here we go again. I’m standing on my own property watering my petunias, and Vivian Wilson rolls up in her hybrid minivan with a goat on a leash. She honks at me because I was “staring aggressively” while her goat ate my hostas. Now the city council is calling this “downtown renewal” and “community engagement.” Since when is letting your livestock roam through someone’s rosebushes considered common sense? It’s not charity, it’s animal cruelty to my flower beds. I guess basic property rights don’t exist anymore, just “animal therapy zones” for the entitled. #VivianWilson #CommonSense #LeaveMyHostasAlone