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Adam22’s Lawyer Sends Cease-and-Desist to a Literal Pigeon for ‘Stealing the Show’ at a Podcast

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Adam22’s Lawyer Sends Cease-and-Desist to a Literal Pigeon for ‘Stealing the Show’ at a Podcast

In a stunning twist no one asked for, podcast host Adam22 has allegedly filed a legal threat against a common city pigeon that waddled into his studio mid-broadcast and refused to leave. Sources say the bird, now referred to online as “No Jumper Phil,” reportedly stole Adam’s microphone stand and cooed directly into the live feed for seven seconds, prompting fans to demand the bird get its own episode. The internet is currently split between arguing wether this is a masterclass in irony or a genuine cry for help, as the pigeon’s representation, a local park bench lawyer named Gerald, is reportedly demanding a “seed-based settlement.”