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Trump Stroke Stats Show That 94% of Redditors Who Saw This Headline Immediately Assumed It Was About Golf Or a Weird New Dance Move. AITA?

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Trump Stroke Stats Show That 94% of Redditors Who Saw This Headline Immediately Assumed It Was About Golf Or a Weird New Dance Move. AITA?

TL;DR: A study from the Institute of "We Made This Up For Clicks" claims that nearly all internet users believe the “Trump Stroke” is either a putting technique, a viral TikTok dance, or a new type of orange-tinted sunscreen. This is fine. Everything is fine. Share if you want to witness the absolute chaos in the comments.