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Fubo CEO finally admits their streaming service is just for people too rich for Sling and too poor for cable TV, still crashes during every goal

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Fubo CEO finally admits their streaming service is just for people too rich for Sling and too poor for cable TV, still crashes during every goal

AITA for thinking Fubo’s 4K HDR stream of the Champions League final was just a paid screenshot of a potato? TL;DR: My bill’s higher than my rent, my “cloud DVR” is a mirage, and I’m still watching the game on a bootleg Twitter livestream. But hey, at least I can pay $80/month for high-def ads for erectile dysfunction.