Elon Musk’s spcx satellite just fell into my backyard—AITA for suing Starlink for the internet bill?
TL;DR: So this billionaire space clown launches a 2-ton piece of debris that crash-lands into my vegetable garden, and suddenly I’m the one who has to pay for data roaming? Yeah, thanks for the free Wi-Fi, but my tomatoes are sentient now. Redditors, AITA for demanding compensation or should I just start a cult around the glowing metal chunk? /s