Man discovers screwworm infestation in his backyard, refuses to call pest control because 'the ecosystem needs balance,' AITA?
TL;DR: My neighbor's letting his organic gardening philosophy turn his lawn into a flesh-eating nightmare. He's got livestock with holes in them and still thinks leaving maggots to 'find their purpose' is a valid take. I called the USDA, and now he's mad I 'broke the bro code.' Cue the "Leopards Ate My Face" vibes.