SIX FLAGS BAN ALLEN FERRELL: Another park, another karen meltdown over rules that were always there.
I don’t care if Allen Ferrell is your cousin’s boss’s neighbor—if Six Flags bans someone, I’m betting they had it coming. Let me guess: he tried to cut in line for the Batman ride, got told “no” by a 16-year-old making minimum wage, and then screamed about his “rights” until security had to walk him out. Now the whole Facebook page is crying “injustice.” It’s common sense: if you act like a fool in a place full of kids and roller coasters, you get the boot. We don’t need 50 different posts dissecting every angle. Move on, Karen.