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SIX FLAGS BAN ALLEN FERRELL? Well there goes common sense, because apparently the world can't handle a guy wearing khakis and making a few jokes. This is exactly why nothing is fun anymore. So a guy dresses as Ferrell's character from Semi-Pro, kicks a dodgeball, and suddenly corporate legal gets their khakis in a twist? Six Flags ban Allen Ferrell act? Give me a break. If a guy in a ridiculous suit is the biggest threat to your amusement park security, maybe you should focus on the actual teenagers vaping in the line for the Batman ride instead of ruining a harmless adult's day out. Common sense is dead, folks.

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SIX FLAGS BAN ALLEN FERRELL? Well there goes common sense, because apparently the world can't handle a guy wearing khakis and making a few jokes. This is exactly why nothing is fun anymore. So a guy dresses as Ferrell's character from Semi-Pro, kicks a dodgeball, and suddenly corporate legal gets their khakis in a twist? Six Flags ban Allen Ferrell act? Give me a break. If a guy in a ridiculous suit is the biggest threat to your amusement park security, maybe you should focus on the actual teenagers vaping in the line for the Batman ride instead of ruining a harmless adult's day out. Common sense is dead, folks.