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Local Man Watches 'Love Island' For 5 Minutes, Now Believes He's 'Sean From Love Island' And Has Completely Unearned Confidence

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Local Man Watches 'Love Island' For 5 Minutes, Now Believes He's 'Sean From Love Island' And Has Completely Unearned Confidence

AITA for telling my friend that his newfound 'main character energy' is just him copying a reality TV contestant? TL;DR: Dude thought binge-watching 'Sean Love Island' for a single episode would give him rizz, and now he's out here trying to pull girls with catchphrases he heard 20 minutes ago. Peak masculinity. /s