Man Buys Entire Fairfield High School Cafeteria Supply of Ranch Dressing After Student Council Bans 'Unapproved Condiments', AITA for Thinking This Is Peak America?
TL;DR: Some kid at fairfield high school got the whole cafeteria's ranch stock bought out by a random local dude after the school board tried to crack down on "unapproved condiments" for "health reasons." Now the kid's selling packets at $5 each in the parking lot like a tiny Walter White. The school's threatening to cancel the prom if he doesn't stop, but honestly, this is the most entrepreneurial spirit I've seen from a high school since the bake sale for tuition fund. I doubt the kid's a hero, but he's definitely not the villain here.