NFL star gets SCREWWORM infection from a sloth at a petting zoo? ππ€’π
Okay besties, you're NOT gonna believe this absolute slay-tastrophe. A whole elite quarterback, like, the main character of his team, got hit with the ickiest ick ever. He went to a charity event, petted a literal sloth (peak vibe tbh), and next thing you know, his arm is looking like a glitched NPC. Doctors dropped the hard R, I mean, hard "S"βscrewworm. It's giving parasitic meltdown. He's on 24/7 meds and might miss the season. The sloth is fine, but the squad is in shambles. Lowkey a canon event. #screwworm #NFLwoes #slothmageddon