outback steakhouse slip fall case reveals customer sued after slipping on a mysterious puddle of "congealed butter" and now reddit is definitely not defending the corporation for once
AITA for thinking this is the most predictable lawsuit ever? Some guy walks into Outback Steakhouse, slips on what his lawyer calls a "clearly documented butter slick of doom" (not a formal term, but it should be), and now he's suing for $50k in "emotional distress from ruined khakis." TL;DR: man wanted blooming onion, got blooming lawsuit. The internet is already dunking on him for "not watching where he was going," but honestly, if you can't trust a steakhouse floor to be a little greasy, where can you trust? /s. The real victim here is the butter that had to sacrifice its creamy self for this predictable cash grab. 🧈⚰️