Guy Tries to 'Screw' the System, Gets Screwworm Instead – AITA for Laughing?
TL;DR: Some dude in Florida thought he’d outsmart the USDA by smuggling livestock across state lines to avoid quarantine fees, but his "genius plan" backfired hard when his prized cow got infested with screwworm. Now the CDC is involved, the cow's in isolation, and the guy's begging for donations on GoFundMe. AITA for thinking this is the most poetic justice since Darwin Awards? The screwworm larvae literally ate through his wallet—and his reputation. 🐛💀