Local Man Discovers Public Park Bench Is Actually a Portal to 2019, Immediately Tries to Warn Everyone, Gets Arrested for Public Disturbance
AITA for thinking we should just leave the portal open? TL;DR: Some dude in Ohio sat on a park bench and somehow got transported back to a world where people weren't constantly arguing about pineapple on pizza. He came back screaming "WE WERE SO INNOCENT!" and now the cops are involved. Honestly, I'd rather live in a universe where my biggest worry was a bad haircut than... *gestures vaguely at everything*.