Trump Stroke Watch: GOP Senator Claims He Personally Saw Trump ‘Stroke’ A Bald Eagle’s Head And Whisper ‘Make America Coo Again’
AITA for thinking this is the absolute pinnacle of 2024 politics? TL;DR: Veteran staffer claims in newly leaked audio that the former president was caught tenderly petting a recovering bald eagle named Liberty at a private Mar-a-Lago fundraiser, allegedly murmuring patriotic gibberish into its beak. Bird experts say the eagle was just trying to figure out if it could fly away from the overwhelming cringe.