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Outback Steakhouse Slip Fall Case Exposes What Happens When You Sue Over a Wet Floor

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Outback Steakhouse Slip Fall Case Exposes What Happens When You Sue Over a Wet Floor

Alright neighbours, I’m about to blow a gasket. So this whole outback steakhouse slip fall case is all over the news, and it’s the perfect example of why common sense is dead. Some fella walks into an Outback, probably with his fancy boots on a rainy day, hits a slick patch by the hostess stand, and ends up with a sore back. Next thing you know, he’s lawyered up and the place is settling for six figures. We’ve all mopped a floor. You see a wet spot, you step around it. You don’t treat the restaurant like a trampoline park and then cry for a payout. This is just legalised nannying. What’s next, suing the steakhouse because the bloomin’ onion is too hot?