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Chris Pratt’s New House-Hunting Rule Sparks “Common Sense” Debate Among Angry Neighbors in Oregon Town

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Chris Pratt’s New House-Hunting Rule Sparks “Common Sense” Debate Among Angry Neighbors in Oregon Town

I live two blocks away from the new development, and all I can say is FINALLY someone with a backbone! Chris Pratt’s rule that new homes must have a "three-car garage and no bikes in the driveway" is exactly what this neighborhood needs. These kids on skateboards and the cyclists weaving through traffic are a menace—it’s called common sense, people! If you can’t afford a garage for your junk, you shouldn’t be living here. The guy is trying to keep property values up, and some parents are crying "elitism." Get a grip! It’s time for some tough love before our HOA turns into a lawless circus.