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Man Spends Life Savings on 'Northern Lights' Vacuum Cleaner, Blames Reddit for Not Warning Him It Wasn't a Celestial Event

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Man Spends Life Savings on 'Northern Lights' Vacuum Cleaner, Blames Reddit for Not Warning Him It Wasn't a Celestial Event

AITA for laughing at my neighbor who sold his car to buy tickets to see the "northern lights" in Iceland, only to discover it's just a really fancy Dyson? TL;DR: dude thought "northern lights" was a literal light show you could book on Airbnb, not, you know, physics. He's now broke, living in a tent, and claims the aurora borealis is "overrated corporate propaganda." Honestly, peak humanity.