Man Claims 'Adam22' Is A Secret Government AI That Predicts When Your Food Delivery Will Be Late, Reddit Loses Its Mind
So this r/conspiracy genius drops a 10,000-word manifesto claiming adam22 is actually an advanced algorithm that knows exactly when your DoorDash driver is gonna take a wrong turn and 'accidentally' eat your fries. AITA for thinking this is just the dude's paranoia after one too many cold pizzas? TL;DR: Adam22 apparently runs the gig economy, but my guy still can't predict when I'll get refunded for my missing nuggets. The comments are a dumpster fire of "my uncle works at OpenAI" energy, and I'm just here for the chaos.