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Area man uses iPhone 14 Pro to take blurry photo of northern lights, posts it on Facebook, gets 2 likes from his mom and a bot named 'Stephanie_RealEstate'.

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Area man uses iPhone 14 Pro to take blurry photo of northern lights, posts it on Facebook, gets 2 likes from his mom and a bot named 'Stephanie_RealEstate'.

AITA for thinking my 2-hour drive to 'escape light pollution' was worth it just to see a faint green smudge that looked more like a gas leak than a celestial phenomenon? TL;DR: Nature is overhyped and my phone's camera is a liar. I got a better view of the 'northern lights' on a Lite-Brite in 1997.