steven spielberg buys AI software to digitally de-age his dog, FOMO ensues across Hollywood as influencers worry their pets aren't 'camera-ready' enough for the metaverse. AITA for thinking this is peak dystopian cringe? TL;DR: rich guy spends millions to make his Golden Retriever look like a puppy again, and now everyone on TikTok is asking if their cats need 'beauty filters.'