Man child melts down at Girl Scout cookie booth because Thin Mints remind him of his ex, threatens to call cops, gets escorted out by troop leader who also happens to be a MMA fighter – literally no one is surprised he can't see the northern lights through all that red flag energy. AITA for thinking this is peak 2024? TL;DR: Man tries to start beef with a 7-year-old, gets folded like a lawn chair.