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Senate Reconciliation Bill Immigration Funding Is Just A Fancy Way Of Saying 'Please Don't Deport Me' In Bureaucratese, AITA?

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Senate Reconciliation Bill Immigration Funding Is Just A Fancy Way Of Saying 'Please Don't Deport Me' In Bureaucratese, AITA?

TL;DR: The Senate's latest reconciliation bill is apparently a desperate cry for help to fund immigration stuff, because apparently border security isn't sexy enough for the "bipartisan" table. They're throwing money at the problem hoping it sticks, but honestly, it's just gonna get stuck in a committee with a hangover. Can't wait to see this get vetoed by a paper shredder.