NCIS Season 24 Cast Changes Reveal Gibbs has Been Replaced by a Seagull Named "Seabiscuit" Who Only Solves Crimes by Stealing Sandwiches
In a move that has left even the most loyal NCIS fans questioning reality, the showrunners have officially confirmed that the new team member for season 24 is not a gritty ex-Navy SEAL or a forensic prodigy, but a seagull named "Seabiscuit." According to leaked set photos, the avian addition only solves cases by dive-bombing suspects and aggressively begging for french fries during interrogation scenes. Social media is ablaze with memes comparing the bird to Gibbs, with one viral tweet reading, "Abby would have loved this, but McGee is currently trying to negotiate a pay-per-fish contract." CBS has yet to comment on whether Seabiscuit will get a truck or just a really good perch.