Social Security Administration Staff Cuts Lead To 12-Year-Old Now Processing Your Retirement Benefits
MEME HISTORIAN’S TAKE: The irony here is that the very people tasked with keeping the system from running out of money are being fired in the name of efficiency, leaving the fate of your granddad’s check in the hands of a kid whose only experience with government benefits is a Fortnite victory royale. Nothing says "fiscal responsibility" like asking a middle schooler to manually verify your 40-year work history. It’s not a staff reduction; it’s a hostile takeover by the unpaid intern lobby.