National Donut Day has coffee lovers divided after Krispy Kreme announces a ‘glazed and confused’ promotion giving one free donut per customer, but only if they recite a Shakespearean sonnet at the drive-thru. Social media explodes with video evidence of groggy baristas demanding ‘To glaze or not to glaze?’ while customers panic over forgetting iambic pentameter. Meanwhile, Dunkin’ fans are just happy their crullers don’t require a literature degree—cue the meme of Shakespeare rolling in his pastry grave while a Boston cream pie judges everyone’s meter.