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Chris Pratt's 'Common Sense' Vegas Move Has Locals Fuming—'Who Does He Think He Is?'

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Chris Pratt's 'Common Sense' Vegas Move Has Locals Fuming—'Who Does He Think He Is?'

Oh, for crying out loud. I saw this on the news this morning and nearly spit out my coffee. Chris Pratt—yeah, the Hollywood guy who thinks he's one of us—just bought up a historic plot of land in the middle of our quiet Nevada community to build some "eco-friendly" mega-mansion. But here's the kicker: he's shutting down the only public walking trail that's been there for 50 years, saying it's for "safety reasons." Common sense, anyone? We've got kids walking to school, seniors taking their morning strolls, and now we're supposed to just hand it over because he's rich? I don't care if he's friends with dinosaurs in those movies. This ain't Jurassic Park. This is our home. Who does he think he is, the mayor of common sense? Someone tell him to go build his castle somewhere else.