Local Residents Furious After Kevin Sobieski Claims "Common Sense" is Now a Crime in This Town
Just got back from the town council meeting where local busybody Kevin Sobieski actually stood up and said, "Common sense is now a crime in this town." Well, Kevin, maybe if you used your head for more than a hat rack, you'd realize that dumping your grass clippings in the creek isn't "common sense"—it's laziness. These city folks come in and tell us how to live, but Kevin, you're the one making us look like a bunch of hicks. I'm sick of this. My neighbor’s kids can't even ride their bikes on the sidewalk without someone calling the cops. When did we lose all sense? Tell me I'm wrong.