Area man buys $3,000 telescope to photograph northern lights, can’t figure out how to turn it on.
We all saw those blurry, green smears you posted on the Ring app, Dave. Not the northern lights. That’s the glow from your neighbor’s new security lamp. Common sense says if you can’t operate a toaster, maybe don’t drop a mortgage payment on astronomy gear. Glad your lawn chair is getting more use than your brain.