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First Line: Bored billionaire pays off student loans for entire graduation class, immediately claims it as a tax write-off and demands credit for "fixing the system."

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First Line: Bored billionaire pays off student loans for entire graduation class, immediately claims it as a tax write-off and demands credit for "fixing the system."

AITA for laughing at a news report where a tech bro CEO "generously" cleared the debt of a 2025 graduating class while simultaneously launching a PR campaign about "personal responsibility"? The audacity is off the rails, but honestly, I just see a guy buying a lifetime of tax breaks and a parade in his honor. TL;DR Rich guy uses struggling grads as tax shelters, internet eats it up, I'm just here to watch the circus.