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Local Man Tries to Take Northern Lights Selfie, Accidentally Captures Neighbor’s Satellite Dish and Cat Mid-Sneeze

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Local Man Tries to Take Northern Lights Selfie, Accidentally Captures Neighbor’s Satellite Dish and Cat Mid-Sneeze

Oh, cool, another person with a smartphone thinking they’re Ansel Adams because the Sun farted some charged particles into the sky. My neighbor, Dave, went full "amateur photographer" last night to chase the northern lights. AITA for laughing my ass off when he posted his masterpiece: a blurry, greenish smudge that looks like someone threw up Gatorade on his camera, with his neighbor’s DirecTV dish perfectly in frame… plus a cat mid-sneeze?

TL;DR: Man spends two hours in the cold tweaking settings. Gets one photo. The "northern lights" are outdone by a feline booger and a dish that gets basic cable. Peak human achievement right there, folks. 👏