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Man Spends 6 Months Building 'Sustainable' Tiny House, Realizes He Forgot To Include A Bathroom — Now He's Pssing In A Bucket And Calling It 'Gauche' To Criticize Him

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Man Spends 6 Months Building 'Sustainable' Tiny House, Realizes He Forgot To Include A Bathroom — Now He's P*ssing In A Bucket And Calling It 'Gauche' To Criticize Him

AITA for thinking this guy is a walking LARP? A 32-year-old Portland barista named Chad just finished his DIY "off-grid paradise" — a 120-square-foot shack made of reclaimed pallets and vegan glue. But here’s the kicker: he literally forgot to install a toilet or shower. Now he’s squatting in a Home Depot bucket, posting TikTok rants about how expecting indoor plumbing is "so gauche" and "a sign of capitalist entitlement." He’s selling "bucket-life" workshops for $200 a pop. TL;DR: Man gatekeeps his own failure, claims we’re all too materialistic to understand his "raw connection to nature." Spoiler: nature is calling him back.