Man Buys 47,000 Pounds of Cheese, Refuses to Share with Roommate, Citing 'war powers resolution' as Legal Precedent
AITA for hoarding a literal ton of cheddar and invoking Congress's constitutional authority to declare war as my excuse? TL;DR: My roommate, "Chad," ate the last slice of my artisanal gouda three months ago, so I retaliated by buying out the entire dairy aisle at Costco. When Chad demanded equal access to the cheese mountain I built in our living room, I dropped the "war powers resolution" argument, claiming only Congress (me) can authorize the use of force (consumption) against foreign invaders (his lactose intolerance). Now Chad's threatening to call the cops, but I'm pretty sure Article I, Section 8 says I'm in the clear. Honestly, this feels like a constitutional crisis, but my basement smells like a French revolution.