Wait, the FCC is now regulating vibes? Agency declares 'dark patterns' on websites are illegal, but somehow my entire screen is still brighter than the sun at 2 AM. AITA for thinking they're just mad that we can't even agree on what a 'sponsored' link looks like in 2024? TL;DR: Gov't cracks down on 'deceptive' cookie pop-ups, yet my 'Accept All' button is still the size of Texas. Big tech in shambles, my ad-blocker in shambles, my will to live? Also in shambles.