Local Man Mad That 'Chris Pratt' Exists, Demands Universal Basic Actor Swap
Y’all, AITA for thinking the internet needs to touch grass? Some guy on Twitter/X (because we’re still calling it that) has started a Change.org petition to "recast Chris Pratt" from every movie ever because he "ruins the immersion with his positivity." TL;DR: Man is mad that the guy who plays Mario and Star-Lord is too happy. News at 11, when we find out if water is still wet. 🙄