airport security be tweaking rn with their new gorilla grip scanners fr 💀
so tsa just dropped an update that's giving major ick vibes fr. they're testing these next-gen body scanners that can detect EVERYTHING, like even stuff u forgot in ur pockets from last year's vibe check. it's lowkey giving snitch vibes, catching all the lil secrets u thought were safe in ur bag. yall better start cleaning out ur carry-ons or get ready to be d o x x e d by the security folks. this is straight up no cap, the scanners are eating good rn and leaving u with no rizz. stay safe out there besties, or else ur next viral moment is gonna be at baggage claim 🧳⚡️