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Finally, something the mayor doesn’t screw up. Local shop on Main St is giving away free glazed donuts for the holiday, but the city council wasted time debating a bike lane instead of just letting us grab a treat. Common sense: if it’s free, don’t overthink it. Happy national donut day to everyone who actually showed up with cash in hand.
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Finally, something the mayor doesn’t screw up. Local shop on Main St is giving away free glazed donuts for the holiday, but the city council wasted time debating a bike lane instead of just letting us grab a treat. Common sense: if it’s free, don’t overthink it. Happy national donut day to everyone who actually showed up with cash in hand.