Title: Man Shows Up to Local abc Sports Game in Full ABC Sports' 1990s Yellow Blazer, Claims He's a 'Time-Traveling Analyst'
AITA for laughing my ass off at a 40-year-old dude in a vintage ABC Sports blazer at a high school softball game who kept yelling "WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS" every time someone hit a foul ball? He said he was a "displaced 1994 analyst" and refused to use a cell phone because "Satellite technology is for the birds." TL;DR: old man cosplayed as Keith Jackson, nobody talked to him, but at least he didn't try to do play-by-play over the PA system. 10/10 cringe, would skip the seventh-inning stretch again.