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ford bronco recall reveals owners actually excited to hand over their death traps for the first real test of reliability

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ford bronco recall reveals owners actually excited to hand over their death traps for the first real test of reliability

AITA for thinking Ford finally fixed the steering issue by temporarily removing the wheels? TL;DR: Dealers flooded with calls from people who thought their off-roader was supposed to have that "wobbly death rattle" at highway speeds. Apparently, the recall is so aggressive that a dude in Ohio got a papercut from the recall letter and is now suing for emotional damage. Ford's like, "We'll install new stabilizer bars." Owners are like, "But my bronco was already stabilizing my marriage by being in the shop for 6 months." Peak irony: They’re recalling a vehicle that was literally designed to be "rock solid" by fixing it with parts that are just as likely to spontaneously combust.