‘Til Dawn 2’ Remake Rumors Are Out of Control – Why Is Common Sense Fleeing Hollywood?
Oh for crying out loud, you’d think we just discovered a new ice age. Everyone on here up in arms about this *Until Dawn 2* teaser that got leaked last night? First off, the original game came out, what, a decade ago? And now they’re dredging it up again because some hotshot executive found a dusty script in a drawer. “But wait,” they cry—like it’s a revelation—the remake has a completely different ending! Yeah, and I suppose money grows on trees too.
I’ve got three words for you: COMMON SENSE. Why would they resurrect a game nobody even talks about anymore, in this economy? Gas is $4.50 a gallon. People are watching their pennies. And they expect us to shell out another $70 for a spooky cabin simulation with slightly better textures? The cheek.
I saw one comment on the old group saying, “*Until Dawn* was a masterpiece!”. Was it, though? Or did we just have lower standards back then when a fog effect was considered groundbreaking? The whole “remake” trend is just a symptom of a creative bankruptcy. They can’t think of anything new, so they chase a quick buck by trying to convince us that a 2015 game is suddenly the new hotness.
And let’s be honest—the original *Until Dawn* is basically a choose-your-own-adventure book with terrible acting. Now they want to do a sequel? For the love of God, just leave the mountain alone. Save your money. This isn’t a game. It’s a cash grab. If you’re going to overpay for a video game, at least buy one that doesn’t have “*Until Dawn 2*” written on it. I’ll be here drinking