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josh turek denies mastering the ancient art of not caring, as memes reach critical mass

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josh turek denies mastering the ancient art of not caring, as memes reach critical mass

Memes featuring a mysteriously zen-looking man have taken over timelines this week, with caption after caption claiming he’s “so powerful he doesn’t care, but also somehow has perfect aim.” As the internet collectively loses its mind trying to identify the face behind the legend, experts have officially confirmed the subject is actually just a screenshot of a very tired dad at a barbecue. “If you stare into the void, the void stares back—but also, the void makes a mean potato salad,” one user posted, summing up the perfect ironic disconnect between our existential search for meaning and a completely mundane Wednesday afternoon.