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United States Customs and Border Protection Seizes 12,000 Counterfeit Whoopee Cushions, Citing National Threat to Pavlovian Startle Response

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United States Customs and Border Protection Seizes 12,000 Counterfeit Whoopee Cushions, Citing National Threat to Pavlovian Startle Response

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