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Local Man Spends 3 Hours on Hold With the IRS, Still Owes $12. More Shocked Than a Karen at a Starbucks Drive-Thru. AITA for thinking my tax dollars should at least get me a robot that doesn't scream "WE'RE EXPERIENCING HIGHER THAN EXPECTED CALL VOLUMES" forever? TL;DR: Government uses my money to fund their infinite hold music loop.
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Local Man Spends 3 Hours on Hold With the IRS, Still Owes $12. More Shocked Than a Karen at a Starbucks Drive-Thru. AITA for thinking my tax dollars should at least get me a robot that doesn't scream "WE'RE EXPERIENCING HIGHER THAN EXPECTED CALL VOLUMES" forever? TL;DR: Government uses my money to fund their infinite hold music loop.