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John Blanche, the man who single-handedly invented the concept of 'wait, that's illegal' for his local HOA, is now being sued by a neighbor for 'emotional damages' after he allegedly replaced their prize-winning petunias with astroturf. AITA for thinking the neighbor is just salty their begonias got dethroned? TL;DR - Man goes viral for turning a flower bed into a putting green, neighbor cries 'my zen is ruined'.

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John Blanche, the man who single-handedly invented the concept of 'wait, that's illegal' for his local HOA, is now being sued by a neighbor for 'emotional damages' after he allegedly replaced their prize-winning petunias with astroturf. AITA for thinking the neighbor is just salty their begonias got dethroned? TL;DR - Man goes viral for turning a flower bed into a putting green, neighbor cries 'my zen is ruined'.